Home for the Holidays…Wherever We Park It
Christmastime RVing is basically regular Christmas—but with more extension cords and fewer places to hide presents. Decorating a tiny home on wheels feels a bit like playing holiday Tetris. You convince yourself that a two-foot tree is “charming,” hang stockings from command hooks, and wrap lights around anything that stays still long enough. Suddenly, your RV looks like a festive toaster.
Campgrounds in December are their own special universe. Everyone goes full Griswold, stringing lights across rigs like they’re trying to signal Santa from space. Your neighbor’s RV inevitably has an inflatable snowman that wheezes like it’s contemplating its life choices. Someone always brings cookies that taste slightly smoky from being baked in an oven the size of a lunchbox, but you eat them anyway because it’s Christmas, and even smoky cookies are magical this time of year.
Holiday traditions get a hilarious RV twist. Watching Christmas movies means huddling around a tablet because the dog stole your seat. Baking cookies involves rotating the tray halfway through to prevent “charred on one side, raw on the other.” Gift wrapping happens on the bed because it’s the only flat surface big enough, and even then, you end up using your knee as a tape dispenser.
But honestly? It’s perfect in its own ridiculous way. You get quiet mornings, twinkly lights, and the freedom to choose your own winter wonderland—snowy mountains, sunny beaches, or a desert where your tinsel blows sideways. And at the end of the day, being squished together in a warm little space with the people you love makes the whole thing feel extra magical.
Christmastime RVing may not be Pinterest-perfect, but it’s quirky, cozy, and full of the kind of memories you want to keep.
Happy Holidays!
Bob